A Cooks Life: 47 ways to announce pregnancy on Facebook

I stole this list from an online article, and added a few of my own. Enjoy!

…is pregnant…….what’s your excuse?!
…has a baby in her belly.
…is thinking of names.
…is looking up baby names.
Riddle: What bounces but should never be dropped?
Riddle: What gets a shower but doesn’t get wet?
Change your profile picture to your pregnancy test or ultrasound picture and write (Name) is wondering how observant people are these days.
…has a bun in the oven.
…is pregnant <3
3′s company in the (Your Last Name) household.
(1st child name) is going to be a big sister!
(Last Name) baby bump watch confirmed. Due in (month).
…is knocked up.
…is freaking out much less now than she was 12 weeks ago.
…is going to need a bigger car.
…is nurturing her inner child…literally.
…is cooking a bun with her husband.
…has a bun in the oven and it’s (Partner’s Name) fault!
…is creating life, because that’s how I roll. Should be done the beginning to middle of April.
I hope three is easier than two.
…is expecting the unexpected…. on or around (due date).
…is smuggling watermelons.
(Your Name) + (Husband’s Name) = Baby #1
Coming soon to a hospital near you…..baby #1!
… is growing a penis.
…is growing a playmate for (1st child’s name).
…is increasing her reproductive success to 1.
Remember that great family vacation we took to the (Vacation Destination)? Looks like we brought home an unexpected souvenir.
…apparently has two heartbeats right now.
…is growing brains and kidneys. Hard work.
…is tickled pink!
…is hoping I’m not going to be this tired for the whole 9 months!
…is well and truly knackered and is starting to show!
…is going to be a baby mama!
(Husband’s Name), is it ok if we tell everyone we are pregnant now?
… has bid adieu to her toes and will see them again on (Due Date).
…is spawning.
….is craving pickles.
…. is growing a person.
… is “full of life.”
Opps I did it again.
…is announcing her pregnancy.
…is freaking out, her Easter Egg was fertilized!
…is eating for two.
…My eggo is preggo.
Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due!
Looks like we’re adding another 2 feet to our house…”

Friday, August 12, 2011

47 ways to announce pregnancy on Facebook

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